Un-Criss-Cross the Applesauce, Please (2024)

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Award-winning writer and professional marriage and parenting coach, Kindred Howard, laments the policital correctness of "criss-cross applesauce."

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As I send my kids back to school for another year, I can’t help but be reminded of the “politically correct” society in which we now live. Say the wrong thing and you’re liable to be labeled as narrow-minded. Say the right thing but in the wrong way, and you’re still bound to insult somebody, if not an entire demographic group.

When I was little, things were pretty simple. People with dark skin were “black.” People with pale skin were “white.” People whose ancestors lived in North America before Europeans arrived were “Indians.” If a kid won a race, then that kid got a ribbon or a medal. If he or she lost, then he or she didn’t. If a child’s team won the little league championship, then that child and his teammates got trophies. If the same child’s team stunk and lost every game, then the best he or she got was a hug from their parents and a “We’ll get ‘em next year” from the coach.

When I was growing up, certain behaviors were wrong. Today, pronouncing almost anything as wrong is seen as judgmental. Kids are supposed to be understood, not corrected. They need to be treated, not disciplined.

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Political correctness is evident even in preschool. Take for instance the phrase criss-cross applesauce. If you don’t yet have kids or if your kids aren’t old enough for preschool, then you may not be familiar with this phrase. But, if your child is of preschool age or older, then you’ve most likely heard it.

Criss-cross applesauce refers to a way that kids sit on the floor. They sit on their fannies with their legs crossed in front of them. When I was a kid, we used to sit the same way. Only when I was little, the teachers called it sitting “Indian style.” Today, the phrase Indian style is considered offensive. If Indian style offends Native Americans, then I don’t have a problem with changing it. But for cryin’ out loud, can’t we find something better than criss-cross applesauce?

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I suppose I’m okay with my daughter sitting “criss-cross applesauce,” but not my sons. I’m sorry, but criss-cross applesauce sounds like a game little girls play at sleepovers. When I was young, if a little boy said the words, “criss-cross applesauce,” it was a safe bet that kid was gonna get beaten up later that day on the playground (quite possibly by a girl).

If Indian style isn’t acceptable, then fine! But let’s be a little less prissy than criss-cross applesauce, shall we? Why not sit Native American style, or Pioneer style, or Army Rangers camping in a desert before they sneak into an al-Qaeda compound and kill radical terrorists style? At least Indian style sounded cool. As little boys, when we sat Indian style, we imagined that we were Navajo braves on the war path or Sioux hunters tracking the mighty buffalo. I’m afraid that when my boys are told to sit “criss-cross applesauce,” they’re picturing themselves tip-toeing through flowers or singing “I Love You, You Love Me” songs to a gender-confused dinosaur named Barney. Nothing against flowers or Barney, I would just rather my boys track some buffalo.

Nope, as far as I’m concerned, you can keep the political correctness. Anybody sitting on their butt with legs crossed in our home is still doing it “Indian style.” We’ll take our applesauce un-criss-crossed, thank you.

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What does the saying "criss-cross applesauce" mean? ›

I've written before about the folly of requiring children to sit still in order to learn. But requiring them to sit crisscross-applesauce – cross-legged, with the back straight and hands in the lap – as is so often done during circle or story time, brings the issue to a whole new level.

What is the origin of the Criss Cross applesauce rhyme? ›

The origin of the phrase is unclear, but it is commonly used in American schools and homes as a way to encourage good posture while seated. This cute little couplet has to be from the US not the UK, since in most dialects of British English there is no way in which “cross”, and “sauce” rhyme.

What is it called to sit criss-cross applesauce? ›

What is the Tailor Sitting (“Criss Cross Applesauce”) Position? If you know what “criss cross applesauce” sitting looks like, you have seen tailor sitting position. The tailor sit position is when a child sits on their bottom with both legs bent in front with one leg crossed over the other.

What does applesauce mean in slang? ›

1. : a relish or dessert made of apples stewed to a pulp and sweetened. 2. slang : bunkum, nonsense.

Who coined the phrase pork chops and applesauce? ›

The phrase "pork chops and apple sauce" became a catchphrase of the television show The Brady Bunch, after the 1971 episode "The Personality Kid" featured Peter Brady (played by Christopher Knight) saying "pork chops and apple sauce" while impersonating the voice of Humphrey Bogart.

What do they call Criss Cross applesauce in England? ›

We just say sitting cross-legged in the UK. WHY APPLESAUCE?? Edit: oh, because it's a rhyme from the US and applesauce rhymes in an American accent.

Why can't I sit criss-cross applesauce? ›

"Tightness in the back pelvic floor muscles can pull your tail bone under and make it difficult for you to sit up straight during this cross-legged position," Duvall says. One reason for tight pelvic floor muscles is weakness. "You tend to clench when you're weak.

Is Criss Cross applesauce the same as cross-legged? ›

Myths About Sitting with Your Legs Crossed. Whether you like to sit “criss-cross applesauce” (on the ground with your ankles under your knees), cross your legs at the knees or ankles, or sit with your feet flat on the ground, it doesn't matter.

What is Criss Cross applesauce actually called in yoga? ›

The sanskrit word for Criss Cross Apple Sauce is Sukhasana or Easy Seat Pose.

What is the Indian style of sitting? ›

Sitting cross-legged, also known as the “Indian sitting position,” has long been associated with numerous health benefits. This posture promotes better breathing and circulation, aids digestion, and can even enhance focus and concentration.

What to say instead of Indian style? ›

Synonyms
  • criss-cross applesauce.
  • pretzel style.
  • cross-legged.
  • tailor-fashion.

Why is it called Criss Cross? ›

You can also use the word as a verb, meaning to cross in a pattern: "The sidewalks crisscross the city," or "I watched the dogs crisscross the beach." The word dates from the 1800s, from the Middle English crist-cross, or "Christ's cross," which was a mark traditionally made before the alphabet in a schoolbook or ...

Why does applesauce mean nonsense? ›

Where does the meaning of nonsense in applesauce come from? The slang meaning "nonsense" is attested from 1921 and was noted as a vogue word early 1920s. Mencken credits it to cartoonist T.A. ("Tad") Dorgan. DAS suggests the word was thus used because applesauce was cheap boarding fare served in boardinghouses.

What is Criss Cross applesauce Indian style? ›

Criss Cross Applesauce is a style of sitting, also known as "tailor fashion" or "Indian style." This cross-legged position involves both feet bent inwards, crossing each other at the ankle, with both ankles on the floor.

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