30 Jokes About Not Having Enough Money That Hit A Little Too Close To Home (2024)

Very Normal Giraffe

What an inspiration!

kenstuff

Your response is very witty..

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)

Money buys survival. Try being happy when you're starving to death in the middle of the street. "Nobody wants to work anymore". NO! We never WANTED to work. We work because dying of poverty is the ONLY other alternative for most of us.

Ken Beattie

I'd never buy one tire (unless I had one ruined by a puncture). It's always better to buy two at a time otherwise the wear is unbalanced and they don't last as long. It really sucks if you can't afford to do that :(

Very Normal Giraffe

We didn't need science to tell us that LOL I already know I'm stressed!

Very Normal Giraffe

"If you're poor, just make money! smh"

Ken Beattie

This is a catch 22 for the banks though. They've come under fire for lending too much, too easily to people who can't service the loans (or at least have difficulty doing so). So refusing to lend people money if they'd struggle to pay it off is actually them being *more* ethical. So refuse to lend, they're bastards for refusing. Merrily lend, they're bastards for foreclosing on people when they can't pay. The killer is, as it's always been saving that damned deposit. The biggest problem is inflation has made the deposit so big it's almost unachievable :(

PlatinumThe8-BitCat

Ugh, the censorship 🙄

Passerby

I have always wanted to win an appliance. I like getting useful gifts. Ironically, when I enter a raffle or a lucky draw, I usually win something I can't use myself. So far, I have won a cd from famous artists who I don't even like, so many dolls, a photo album of japanese boy bands whose name I don't even know, a bicycle that is far too small for me, a woman blouse (I am a man) and other things I can't quite remember. The most useful thing I have ever won is an electric kettle.

TheBlueBitterfly

I haven't bought Starbucks in over a decade. I should be a billionaire! 😂

PlatinumThe8-BitCat

I’ve been doing this all summer!

Very Normal Giraffe

At least I can starve and freeze to death with a roof over my head 👍

Juan Something(downvotevictim)

Big facts here.

PlatinumThe8-BitCat

Why do they need to be replaced!? And there’s enough people here already, more than enough in fact

Very Normal Giraffe

Very kind on the cashier's part :)

Very Normal Giraffe

Don't mind me just manifesting some money!

David A Paterson

Federal minimum wage in my country is USD $15 an hr. Average monthly rent here is USD $1,575. It really amazes my why anyone would want to migrate to the US.

Ken Beattie

Is that even possible though? There's just something about seeing a lounge, or dinner table or whatever sitting on the curb that screams "you should check that out" no matter how well off you are.

Very Normal Giraffe

Imagine having enough for a savings account

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)

It's the water bill for me. For some reason the city only bills us quarterly for water and that means an automatic $150+ bill every three months. I don't know why they do this. They don't know why they do this, but it just is how they do this.

Phoenix

Inside leads to online spending. I need to be outside, but not in public.

Katie Lutesinger

I never sign up for anything that asks for my bank account details, for this very reason.

Angi

I lady I worked with was blown away when I cheerfully said I had enough money for the week and it was 7 dollars. My bills were paid and I had food so I was golden

BrookeBT

I've broken my body, never complained, never took time off when my back and knees hurt so bad I could barely walk so I'd seem like a dedicated employee only to have them hassle me when I needed a couple extra days after my dad died. 19 years at that company and I knew I had to get out of there. Take care of yourself. Work your scheduled hours, go home and have a life. Companies don't care about you no matter what BS they try and sell you. Self employed now - broke - but happy in what I do.

Very Normal Giraffe

"If I sleep through the weekend, that's two whole days I do not have to worry about food, electricity, water, etc.."

TheBlueBitterfly

And body wash, dish soap...

Z Man

Not true.. Poverty costs your entire fortune. :-)

Sue Denham

I think I need to be reborn.

Sexual Harassment Panda

Kids with a playground in their backyard, or a tree house.

Alyssa Phillips

My niece dating now--"you have the WHOLE basem*nt to yourself....hey boy haaayyy"

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